Shit My fLow (Lyrics)

Raaaaaaaaaah! I can’t stand these sucker bitches no more. I’m bout to bust one on em. So Check it… I saw you round the way Just the other day Peeped you running your trap And I heard you say You want to psyche my flow You want to steal the show You want to deal me a blow Cuz you’re a gangsta foe? You ain’t no gangsta yo You ain’t even up on my score I spit my rhymes when I snore I’ll burn you down to the floor I’ll kick your rhymez to the gutter Just ask your friends what I sputter Punk bitch get out of my way Before I mitigate you my prey I spit shit rhyming all day Already said what you say So if you think you can go I just think that you should know There ain’t no place I can’t go Man I Shit My Flow You spit shit call me a digger Talkin bout you’ll pull a trigger There’s no escaping my vigor I’ll psyche you out with a snicker Think you’re the man on your block Said you be rhyming like Pac

Sucker Ass P*ssies ForeVer (Lyrics)

Sucker ass pussies foreverrrr They say they 730 But they got the wrong time And forgot about the birds of featherrrr They eating with the vultures Nesting in the house Cuz they slave for the boss They ain’t got the balls To vacate the bowels And take off the crowns

Can’t Breathe

They got me wearing this stupid surgical grade mask, and I can’t flippin breathe. Actually, I was wearing an even better mask, but it was hurting my ears so I changed it. This is cruel and unusual punishment. I don’t catch colds. This Omicron shit is literally a cold.

TWATROT (Poem)

All hail the Sacred Prostitutes Their tribes have filled the Earth Summon all to join in the inheritance they shall birth The land they claim The land of the slain The home of the twatspun lie They think they won it all But all they won is debt piled high An eye for and eye A theft for a theft A trick for a trick in valley of death Asherah missiles And Jezebel bombs Praying for a victory But asked the wrong God Now He got em where He want em He just waiting for the birth Like the corpses of Gehenna He gon get His ransom worth He gon fill it He gon light it He gon watch that bitch pop All the sucker ass phonies All up in the TWATROT

Hate Being Me (Poem)

I hate being me
A constant nagging in my gut
As sure as life will carry on
You can rest assured this world will not

I can’t explain it
Can’t escape it
Can’t hide behind my face

So deep inside my thoughts
I can’t explain the miles I race

Stuck in a daze
In a maze of deja vu
Trying to figure out the world
To understand how mountains move

I hate EVERYBODY
Just don’t give a fuck
Don’t understand why they don’t like me Only friend is turning up

They say I’m not special
There’s someone out there just like me

When you find em
Let me know
So we can both hate being me

3 AM (Poem)

It’s always 3 AM in the mind of an addict Time to forget what you need So you can regret what you want Time to break from your life You got a load you can’t bear They keep telling you ‘be grateful’ But they ain’t pouring your fill The only one you ever listen to is that voice in your head Feeding you lies Peddling fear Taking you on rides to nowhere You don’t know how to live You’re a walking defect Don’t even know where to begin making amends for your debt You got a skid row soul You got blight in your head You just forgot what you need And it’s 3 AM

Times Square Ball Drop

Captain Caseload is watching the ball dropping extravaganza by herself. I was putting in a load of laundry when I heard an old familiar voice butchering that ‘Hero’ song from back in the olden days. And low and behold it was Mariah Carey herself…

WTF? WordPress

What in the HoNkey heLLin FuNk happened to my website? Is this from your ‘update?’ Hot Dammit… Ain’t nobody got time fo dis…

Thinking Messed Me uP Again (Poem)

‘Fuck it’ is such a dangerous thing to say It’s like saying ‘I got this’ when I’ve lost my sanity Change happens against my will No matter how much I want my way When I try to go back it pushes me forward as I fall flat on my face But running from the past is like trying to see the future I always wake up in the same place Stuck in my head with a bottle in my hand My thinking messed me up again Cuz I said ‘Fuck it’ When I should have said grace And I lost my will to move on Stuck in quick sand kicking When I should have stayed still And reached for the nearest arm And I said ‘I got this’ when I should’ve bout faced And listened rather than talking that chase Stuck in my head got me going insane My thinking messed me up again

I Wish… (Poem)

Boy You’re the only one knocks the wind out my heart Makes it beat fast and slow Gives me that kind of anxiety invigorates my soul I want to know what you know See through your scope Know your every ire, every secret, every hope I wish I were your sneakers So I could take you where you want to go Protect your feet from all you bear And make you feel more comfortable I wish I were your jacket So I could have your back at all times Come rain or sleet or hail or shine Or whether you’re right or wrong I wish I were your glasses So I could see the world through your eyes Throw some shade at the foes who hate And aid in your disguise I wish I were your only one I wish you wish it too I wish I were your everything I hope my wish comes trueBoy You’re the only one knocks the wind out my heart Makes it beat fast and slow Gives me that kind of anxiety invigorates my soul I want to know what you know See through your scope Know your every ire, every secret, every hope I wish I were your sneakers So I could take you where you want to go Protect your feet from all you bear And make you feel more comfortable I wish I were your jacket So I could have your back at all times Come rain or sleet or hail or shine Or whether you’re right or wrong I wish I were your glasses So I could see the world through your eyes Throw some shade at the foes who hate And aid in your disguise I wish I were your only one I wish you wish it too I wish I were your everything I hope my wish comes true