Twitter: Call of the Birdbrainz

Twitter… The call of the birdbrainz… Pecking ground of America’s first functionally illiterate President… As if one needs further reason to question the logistics of using Twitter for any purpose other than child’s play, allow me to elaborate on this Nirvana of disillusionment.

It’s the land of memes, one-liners and hashtag games. Where intellectual debate involves reiterating disinformation like mockingbirds, and the smartest of the flock are the birds who stir the most wind up other bird asses.

Trump the Dump (Poem)

Trump The Dump
Got us all lookin stumped

Wanna drain the swamp to make room for his cabbage
Bout as loyal to US as he is in a marriage

Can’t tell the difference between the ass and the mouth
Can’t wash his hands when he’s covered in filth

We got a worm in the office
And he’s having a feast

HoOga bOoGa Talk (Poem)

ASsHat walks up to the podium
Sayz some HoOga bOoGa shit

Then the whole world gasps
As he uncorks his ASs
And reveals his ghastly wit

“We’re gonna make shit great again
Shit is what makes shit great
I welcome all who wanna take a dump
Cursed be the haters of great”

Israel’s blameless rhetoric reaches new heights in a joint press conference

The following is a rewrite assignment for Editing and Copyediting about Remarks by President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu of Israel in Joint Press Conference President Trump and Prime Minister Netanyahu cranked up the bandwagon of hypocrisy in a joint press conference on Feb. 15. Trump led the conference with an opening statement touting the United […]

dOwN Vanilla (Poem)

DOWN VANILLA
I got no pound for you killa

I show my fangs when you stand up
You’re like a waste of my venom