Political Ping Pong

I am one-hunnit picent fed-up with all you sheeple who maintain your pledge of allegiance to the two-party scam. Every time your chosen tyrant makes it into office, you forget all the promises they suddenly forget they made, and then furthermore support whatever tyranny they want to enforce because it somehow suits your needs at the moment. Then when the G-Bird tilts to the other wing, you are suddenly infuriated that the other side is exercising the same tyranny that you had previously supported.

Bent Outta Shape (Poem)

Your thumb is up your butt
Your foot is in your mouth

Your shit is on your plate
You’re all bent outta shape

Your head was on the floor
So I kicked it through the goal