Political Ping Pong

I am one-hunnit picent fed-up with all you sheeple who maintain your pledge of allegiance to the two-party scam. Every time your chosen tyrant makes it into office, you forget all the promises they suddenly forget they made, and then furthermore support whatever tyranny they want to enforce because it somehow suits your needs at the moment. Then when the G-Bird tilts to the other wing, you are suddenly infuriated that the other side is exercising the same tyranny that you had previously supported.

Bummin it up in Harlem (Journal Entry)

I was trekkin back from the homeless shelter lookin like a bum when I walked past these dudes taking out the garbage. A rat ran out the garbage bag, I stepped on it’s head and ran down the block screaming. A couple dudes came to the rescue thinking I was being attacked. I started bustin up, then told them what happened.

Bent Outta Shape (Poem)

Your thumb is up your butt
Your foot is in your mouth

Your shit is on your plate
You’re all bent outta shape

Your head was on the floor
So I kicked it through the goal