13 tactics LiZARDz use to dominate the world

The LiZARD invasion is a rampant phenomenon of a subhuman species of hominids who are marked by the same characteristics as narcissists. Unlike humans who rely on the cerebral cortex for advanced thought processes, LiZARDz rely on the reptilian brain. Such heavy reliance on instinctive, fight-or-flight behaviorisms spurns a toxic environment for all who perceive the true nature of a LiZARD.

The Lizard Invasion: An Ancient Legacy

History is mottled with tales of ancient superior beings who descended to Earth to seduce mankind. From ancient Sumer to the nation of Islam, these legends have shape-shifted over time into an intricately interwoven system of factions forged into chaos through bloodshed and manipulation. Such a widely-coerced phenomenon is not easily dismissed as delusion. Rather it has become an axiom of pretension that propels all into odds against each other. Herein lie the core of truth that permeates through the dimensions of time. Whether the reptilian phenomenon is a literal invasion or a metaphorical manifestation, humanity is nonetheless consumed by lizardous transgressions.