Get a Clue (Poem)

Ummmmmm… Are you okay? That could just be the dumbest thing I ever heard anybody say Do you actually think about the words that come out of your mouth these days? No seriously You just took the spotlight in the hall of WTF? If anybody gets any dumber we’ll have to start gluing mouths shut They just added a new tier to the list of “Get the fuck outta heres”

Altar of Jabo (Poem)

Ommmmmmmmmmm
Humina humina humina hummmm
Ommmmmmmmmmm
The altar of Jabo is prepared for offerings Bow down to Jabo or face the repercussions Jabo is our only hope for survival Forget all the people who survived Covid If you don’t bow down to Jabo we all will die Forget that Israel owns the jabs and the fake news

The Narrative (Poem)

God bless America Halelujia The government is here for you All those times you got lied to and swindled by politicians was all because you didn’t vote Yezzzireebub When you dont vote Politicians magically become crooks and liars So vote like your life depends on it Because it does

Outta Hand (Poem)

Gettin hurbed by hurbs Gettin penned with the sheep Gettin played by chumps This is all outta hand Can’t say what ain’t kosher Can’t believe what is true Can’t fight with what we don’t have This is all outta hand

Sexual Preference (Poem)

He, she, him, her, they, them, ze, hir Call me whatever makes you feel secure A pronoun don’t define who I am in this world When I try to define the definition of me The thing that never comes to mind
is a letter to represent my sexuality LGBTQQIAAPDCNGGG What the actual fuck does this have to do with what makes me me?

Doin Too Much (Poem)

Liaisons Put the face on Act like they doing something we want Act like their way is the right way Act like we can’t play the same game But by right They ain’t right Their lost cause, is worldwide Their platform, is all lies Their last stop, is Third Reich

Just Remain Calm (Poem)

The kings of the world keep playing that song The one with the hook that says, “Just remain calm!”