HoOga bOoGa Talk (Poem)

ASsHat walks up to the podium
Sayz some HoOga bOoGa shit

Then the whole world gasps
As he uncorks his ASs
And reveals his ghastly wit

“We’re gonna make shit great again
Shit is what makes shit great
I welcome all who wanna take a dump
Cursed be the haters of great”