I’m Prenick

Yo… I jus fount out I’m prenick wit da HoLy Spirit… Duh dunnnnn… Done done, done done… All ya’ll muffuggiz iz goin down… ReAp iT…

I Got Busted

My peer supervisor busted me with a bottle of Jack… In front of erybody… I’m sOooOoo fired…

The Golden Girls

My coworker makes us watch the Golden Girls every single day from 9 AM til afternoon. Then we have to watch Catfish. Otherwise, he’ll have a panic attack. The hilarious part is he’s from Jamaica mon. I never thought I’d know every episode by heart…

Countdown

I have made the decision to stop being large. This belly pooch has got to go. I’ll be 41 in 13 days. I gotta get my health in order before the old ticker stops tockin. Ya heard? I’m back to intermittent fasting and exercising regularly. Let’s see how fast I can lose some of this […]