These little shits exploded overnight. At first I kept seeing them here and there but now they’re everywhere…

I just kilt like 20 of these fuckers on my way to get some chop cheese. They’re everywhere. What the fuck do the eat in the city? I don’t unnustan. Anyhoo, the grill was down so I got a gyro from the halals instead. It’s so messy. But good though.

I came to work mad late. Didn’t even fix my hair or face. There were two incidents this morning that I missed including a fire. But I had the most banginest chop cheese though. I’m getting another at lunch. H better not forget the pickles this time…