Million Dollar Booty

This whole time I been pondering how I’m a get rid of the dimples in my butt. Then I saw Bitchyonces fake booty and I was like… Yo… My cottage cheese ass looks wayyyy better than that. And then I was like… YooOooOoo… I got a million dollar booty… FOR FREEEEEEE…

Bitchyonce’s Fake Booty

And it’s another hit on the Black community. Bitchyonce joined the fake booty cult amid a crisis of women seeking attention in the wrong places to the point where they will sacrifice their lives for superficial recognition. KuNtgratulations you tiny-headed Lizard. I hope you feel real ‘accomplished.’ You look ridiculous by the way…

Dual Diagnosis Subcommittee

I am officially a co-facilitator of the sub-committee. I just unleashed the beast in the meeting. I’m bout to do real things like real people do…