Zombie Apocalypse

I just realized I’m going to be working all day today. I’m working a double then I gotta go to disaster training, whereupon they are taking pics for our IDs. I hope I don’t look tired. I was supposed to bring my bugout bag but it’s not ready yet. It’s gonna be the best one. I got morale patches and zombie snot and erything. I designated some closet space for all my survival supplies. I’m stocking up on water, food, toilet paper, first aid, generators, mace guns, alla dat. Everybody else is preparing for minor shit. I’m preparing for the zombie apocalypse.