Checkout my mindblowing skirtwearting achievement. WOaH… For generations the sheeple shall bask in my awesomeness… Now I need to go home and regroup for my minor achievement in becoming a pillar of the community…

I almost chickened out on this hat earlier. Cuz I felt like a bird. Everybody keeps complimenting, which makes me feel like an exotic bird. I’ll take pics of this mindblowing skirtwearing achievement later. Take that Met Gala…