I’ve never seen a grown ass man handle all his problems by saying whatever mean hurtful thing that comes out his mouth. It must be difficult for a grown child to contemplate simple concepts like communication and problem solving. I suppose if you’re still behaving like a child when you’re forty-two years old, you must have experience enough head trauma to stunt you for life. A crucial reason to Just Say No. I wonder what it’s like to live in such an impenetrable bubble.

They are filming Law & Order outside. I wanted to see Ice Tea so I could tell him to go eat a dick. That’s his favorite thing to say you know.