Feelings got to go…

I been seeing a new psychiatrist/therapist and I been telling them the nutty crap that’s been going on in my membrane. I asked if I could get some shock therapy but they said it’s too early to discuss. Maybe if I shock this thing out of me it will leave me alone…

And by ‘thing’ I mean feelings. Yeah… I’ve been having them. Can you believe it. Something is seriously wrong with me. I don’t have feelings. I have thoughts. I didn’t even know ‘feeling’ meant you actually feel things. It’s just not right…

I signed up for rehab not feelings…