ER vs Urgent Care

My fellow recoverees just had a hoot hollerin time laughing at me because I said I’m not going to the ER for constipation because it costs the taxpayers 10x the money. They actually laughed and said “what do you care about the taxpayers for? This is serious, you need to think about yourself.”

I’m not sorry, but unless I’m crying in agony and my asshole is gushing blood, I think I can survive with a trip to Urgent Care… Derp…