The Last Souvenir (Poem)

I’m not sure what you think this is
But it ain’t no saga full of glitter and glitz

And I ain’t a dumb cheerleader with garlic and sticks
I’ll crush a team Edward with stack of bricks
That I dozed with a Caterpillar daubed with vamps

I ain’t a slayer
I just crush alot

I ain’t a Yew
I don’t take what’s not

But if you test me
I’ll next level your lore

Make a martyr out your legend
Then burn the scroll

Wear your fangs around my neck like I’m keeping score
The last souvenir to survive the war