Bummin it up in Harlem (Journal Entry)

I was trekkin back from the homeless shelter lookin like a bum when I walked past these dudes taking out the garbage. A rat ran out the garbage bag, I stepped on its head and ran down the block screaming. A couple dudes came to the rescue thinking I was being attacked. I started bustin up, then told them what happened.

As I turnt the corner I saw a ‘Fuck Trump,’ sign and I was like ‘YooOooOoo… I remember that dude. Whatever happened to him?’ And then I looked it up and it said some shit about going to jail and I was like, ‘YooOoOoo… Never trust a dude from Jersey who claims to be a New Yorker thinks like some typa redneck and talks like a bot…’

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