Men be like… (Poem)

Me man
You woman
Me stick pee pee in your hole
Hoot hoot

OoOooOoh girl
Look at you

What a tempty piece of meat
Body like an hourglass
Legs like a beast

Eyes like a cat
So sexy and serene

Can I get your number?
Promise I won’t be mean

Come on
We’ll just be friends
I’ll take you for a ride

I’ll be a gentleman
As I try to make you mine

Then again
I’m just lying
I’m just thinking about my dick

My dick is the only thing that matters
And you seem right for it

Hoot hoot
Me man