I went down town just the other day
And I saw you there
You didn’t look my way
So I cracked my fingers
And I filled my sack
Then I headed onto the other track
As I headed out
You looked my way
I saw the look in your eyes
And I heard you say
“This town ain’t meant for you to come around here
We have class
This ain’t the New Frontier!”
So I slammed my truck
And watched you stop in your track
I had enough
Wanted to throw you a smack
So I reached down yonder
Grabbed my guitar
Then I played this song just like a country star
Who the hell do you think you are?
You can sucker kiss my guitar
You ain’t nothing but a joke to me
Your whole life is just a shopping spree
You can take your money and your fame
Roll it up into a ball of shame
What you wear don’t mean a thang to me
You’re messed up
So won’t you let me be?
With your eyes ablaze
And your face a mess
And your finger nails
And your Gucci dress
You snapped your fingers
And you tapped your toes
And you looked at me
And threw up your nose
You said this this town ain’t the place for me
And you asked your friends if they agree
They said they thought I was a country star
As I kept on playing on my guitar
Who the hell do you think you are?
You can sucker kiss my guitar
You ain’t nothing but a joke to me
Your whole life is just a shopping spree
You can take your money and your fame
Roll it up into a ball of shame
What you wear don’t mean a thang to me
You’re messed up, so won’t you let me be?
So I sang My Song and I sung it loud
And I looked around as I drew a crowd
They laughed and cheered as you cracked a smile
They could hear my song for a half a mile
You put that tail right between your legs
Then you scurried off as I heard you say
“Pardon me
I lost track of time
I must go
I’ll see you next time”
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Who the hell do you think you are?
You can sucker kiss my guitar
You ain’t nothing but a joke to me
Your whole life is just a shopping spree
You can take your money and your fame
Roll it up into a ball of shame
What you wear don’t mean a thang to me
You’re messed up, so won’t you let me be?
YEEEEEHAW!
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