We’re All Cabbage (Poem)

You’re Cabbage! You’re CABBAGE!
Says the shmuck to the fool

You’re Foul! You’re Foul!
Says the crowd to the gavel

You’re Wrong! You’re Wrong!
Says the fool to The Dawn

You’re Pathetic! You’re Pathetic
Says The Dawn to the crowd

Are you cereal? Are you cereal?
Says the gavel to the shmuck

We’re all Cabbage! We’re all Cabbage
Can’t you smell the muff?